var myQuotes = new Array();
	myQuotes[0] = "An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'";
	myQuotes[1] = "You can't have everything....where would you put it?";
	myQuotes[2] = "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.";
	myQuotes[3] = "If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.";
	myQuotes[4] = "If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.";
	myQuotes[5] = "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.";

$(document).ready(function() {
	var myRandom = Math.floor(Math.random()*myQuotes.length);
	$('#myQuote').html(myQuotes[myRandom]);
});